A week before the season begins:
To prove his manly dominance, one team member (won't mention names) is having a push-up contest with the remainder of the Electrical Team.
I notice uproarious laughter in another room, so I walk in and ask, "What's going on here?"
"We're having a push-up contest."
"So... everyone's laughing because you lost miserably, right?"
The laughter doubles as the guy frantically says, "No! I haven't started yet!" An electrical team member gives me a high-five.
Day two of the build season:
"Where's the set of metric Allen wrenches, guys?"
"Oh, they're in Narnia."
...it turned out that the person who asked the question actually had a bin of parts called "Narnia" in FLL, though of course that was years ago. The conversation ended with:
..."But Narnia doesn't really exist, right?"
"Of course it exists! It just exists in your
imagination."
Such beautiful words... *wipes away a tear*
Day three of the build season:
"Hello, sir! What's your name?"
"My name is Gabe."
"How's your hat?"
"Hat's fine. It's rather angry, as always."
(It might make a little more sense if you saw it.
Here's a video link.)
I think I'm going to be posting here a
lot.