heres some good one from
www.despair.com
-There are no stupid questions but there are Alot of inquisitive idiots
-There is no greater joy than soreing high on the wings of your dreams, execpt the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality
-When you earnestly belive you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling you efforts, theres no end to what you cant do.
there are so many more funny ones just visit the site