[Amar Shah]

Some background: Our team uses a lot of wood glue. When people are squeamish about getting their hands dirty with it, I always tell them that if you let it dry on your hands and peel it off, it leaves your skin soft and smooth. (It does.)

Teammate: Shouldn't you be wearing safety glasses?
Me: We are gluing the chassis. We don't need safety glasses.
Teammate: What if you get glue in your eyes?
Me: Let it dry, peel it off, and it will leave your eyes really smooth.