[Grey Mann]

On your mark, get set, FIGHT!

bobjones227 runs EVIL DEAN KAMEN over with a segway!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is blinded and so doesn't see the segway coming at him!
-100 HP!

thatprogrammer shows EVIL DEAN KAMEN a video of a Lunacy match!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is driven temporarily insane!

Jacob Bendicksen runs EVIL DEAN KAMEN through Woodie Flower's Ice Bucket Zipline!
The raw power of Woodie Flowers seeps into EVIL DEAN KAMEN, dealing a lot of damage!
-500 HP!

Travis Hoffman hacks the 2012 Einstein Division and blames it on EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is momentarily saddened, but quickly gets over it once he realizes the blame is B.S.

mlantry drop a robot from the third rung onto EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
-150 HP!

tStano detonates seven unprotected clippard tanks at EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is scorched by the intense explosion, inflicing extra damage!
-450 HP!

daniel12997 lobs 40 pounds worth of solid steel at EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
-80 HP!

3175student17 launches several bowling balls at EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is blinded, so he doesn't avoid any of them!
-200 HP!

DarkRune traps EVIL DEAN KAMEN in Tetras and unloads a pile of Super Cells on top of HIM!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is unable to move, causing him to take increased damage!
-400 HP!

Taylor summons a Grue to attack EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN doesn't see the Grue coming!
-200 HP!

mastachyra bags and tags EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN gets shipped to Worlds on accident!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN rampages upon being released, destroying the entire Newton division!

rtfgnow summons Beatty's 2002 robot to run over EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
A Critical Hit!
-200 HP!

Aren Siekmeier shoots EVIL DEAN KAMEN in the face with a soccer ball!
It's Super Effective!
-750 HP!

MattRain can't stop laughing!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN joins in laughing!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...

Current HP:96,045
Status: Insane, Can't Stop Laughing