First of all, a disclaimer: I'm an English major. Whether that excuses what follows, you be the judge.
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to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
You know Carson and Tesla and Newton and Carver
Archimedes and Curie and Galileo and Hopper
But do you recall
The most famous scientist of all?
Einstein, the white-haired thinker
Had some very snowy hair
And if you ever saw it,
You’d be put off by its glare.
All of the other students
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Einstein
Join in any spelling games.
Then one foggy darksome night,
Thoughts just came his way
Einstein with his hair so white
Did some physics, saw the light.
Then how the people loved him,
Shouted out “E and MC!
Einstein, the white-haired thinker,
You’ll go down in history!”