[M.Kong-Sivert]

Alvaro: Does somebody have a flash drive? We need nine gigabytes.
Dadream: Here! (Hands over a ridiculously old flash drive)
Alvaro: No! We are not using this. How much storage does it even have?
Dadream: It has gigabytes.
Me: (After trying it) You lied, Dadream; this does not have gigabytes, it has one gigabyte.

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