[Alan Anderson]

I'm fine with teams giving out as much sugar and eggs and cream cheese as they want, and even helping a receiving team to bake it into a wheel of delicious dessert. But I've reached a position where I think giving an entire homemade cheesecake is something that should be discouraged.

(A standardized commercial cheesecake is another matter. If every team has the opportunity to buy -- or be given -- one, then I have no problem with it. But the analogy terminology shorthand we're using here starts to break down when trying to discuss "COTS cheesecake".)