Joke #1:
Did you know R2-D2 had the most foul mouth of all robots in Star Wars? They had to bleep out every word!
Joke #2: (blatantly stolen from Dilbert)
Joke #3:
Joke #4: (blatantly turned into a dumb robot joke)
A ventriloquist doing a nightclub gig with his dummy on his knee tells a dumb robot joke; a beverage service robot stops and shouts at the ventriloquist. “What gives you the right to stereotype artificial intelligence that way? You should be ashamed of yourself”. Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer an apology. “You keep out of this, buster!” it yells, “I’m talking to the little idiot on your knee.”
Joke #5:
A robotics team mentor and his wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the mentor and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The mentor thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but this is FRC BUILD SEASON, I can't leave the shop on Fridays."
-MM