Josh - get your girlfriend to become a FIRST girl. Then, she'll spend time with you and get interested in this stuff. Promise.
p.s. I'm looking forward to some of those theories when I'm back home... I think I'm staying at Chris' Thursday night, so maybe I can set you straight on this whole 'girls are communists' thing.
I think I'm going to launch some kind of FIRST dating service. I would make millions.
