Battery (n): An energy storing device that features black and red wire handles.
Butterfly Drive (n): A clever way of combining the scrub of treads with the sloppiness of omniwheels.
Masking Tape (n): The preferred method of displaying a rookie team's number on its bumpers.
Master of Ceremonies (n): An individual whose prime objective is to determine different ways to create feedback using a wireless microphone.
Red Dots (n): A method of ensuring a rookie will never again post on
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Red 2 (n): The drive station that never connects properly at IRI.
Seventh Alliance Captain (n): The individual who announces the numbers of teams who (1)have already been selected, (2)are not at the current event, or (3)do not actually exist. Not necessarily in that order.
Stand Scouting (v): The action of taking copious notes about the bottom half of an event's teams before covering the papers with a spilled beverage, pizza sauce, and/or chocolate.