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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #583
Team 178 coach (out of view): "Miraculously, our robot is working perfectly. Since you all don't have anything to do at the moment, why not have a four-way staring contest? Whoever wins gets bragging rights."
*leaves the gym*
Later, in the middle of the contest...
Girl on far right (thinking): "Wait a minute... tinted goggles... he's cheating. I'll put a stop to this."
*holds her left fist out, while putting the right behind her back*
Blonde Guy: "What are you doing?"
*pause*
"You WERE joking about having laser powers, right?"
*another pause*
"Okay, now you're starting to worry me."
*yet another pause*
"Everyone, stop her before she blows this place to bits!"
*everyone puts their fists forward, blocking hers*
Girl on far right: "Wrong fist, suckers! Did you really think I'd have just a normal bracelet?"
*punches out with her right fist, shooting an extremely powerful laser, and causing a massive explosion that destroys everything in the room.
*the coach walks back into the gym to find that there is a pile of rubble in its place*
Coach (to him/herself): "What the heck happened here!?!? All this for bragging rights?"
The moral of the story is also the title of my new campaign: BAN LASER BRACELETS FROM ROBOTICS MATCHES!
[/super long entry]
[NPOE]But you have to give me credit for taking the time to right all that.[/NPOE]
Last edited by M1KRONAUT : 10-09-2015 at 10:51.
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