[marcusbernstein]

Pool noodles (n) the only way your team can outscore an opposing alliance with 3 more robots than yours (33-4)

West coast drivetrain (n) what freshman tell pit scouters that your drivetrain is just because you are a west coast team and they dont know what a west coast drive is

Freshman (n) see also: manual labor subteam. See also monwell laboro

Totes (n) the only way to take your tools to champs if you're not driving a truck.

1114/900's harpoons the most effective way of lowering your volunteer team out of fear.