[Melancholy]

I'm the pit announcer at Long Island. Come say hi to me if you'll be there the next two days! I would love to be funny and just go nuts with it, but I'm not exactly allowed to. I was originally told to just announce the matches and thats it. I actually had to go and find someone to give me permission to make announcements like "does any team have any extra wrenches that team ... can borrow?" and such. The other lady didn't think I should be allowed to.

*edit* I was nervous! you wouldn't be able to pronounce Massachusetts either under those conditions! It was my first announcement...

"Theres a white car with a liscence plate from masschu... machus... massass... There's a white car in front of the building that needs to be moved."