okay, here are a bunch of chessy ones
What does a mermaid wear?
An Algae-bra
(Algrebra)
What did one tree say to the other tree?
Gee-I'm-a-tree
(Geometry)
If an iris had to pick between dating a daisy or a mushrrom, who would she pick?
the mushroom, b/c he's a fun-guy (fungi)
lol, those must be the most cheesy jokes I have ever heard
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