[Aaron Lussier]

For one of My away messages I have really bad test answers that were taken off tests from around the country, they took the funniest one and put them together, then I took the ones I really liked and made my away message:

"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state."

"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."

"When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide."

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."