[M1KRONAUT]

"My friend tells me all of the mill-related secrets of the universe. He just told me the origins of a couple common words and phrases:

'Milldew:' it's what appears if you mill a bottle of mountain dew and leave it for a couple days.

'Millk of magnesia:' it mills away your canker sores if applied topically.

'Millitary:' they send all our resources through the mill.

'Millennium:' the approximate amount of time it takes for erosion to be noticeable.

'Millet:' a grain that you mill, obviously.

Wait, none of you guys believe me, do you?"