[白巨人]

Holy crap, I'm so happy I made a list now.


Me: "Savage and Dick have no letters in common."
President: "Yes they do. S-A-DICK!"

Freshman: "Forgetting to eat is bad. but giving us your food is good."

Freshman: "You don't want to create a visual quagmire."

Head Programmer: "I just sucked in, like, my whole lip."

Head Programmer: "So, I feel like robotics is my crack."

Head Programmer: "SEE THAT? THAT'S FRIENDLY!"
Machining member, with a middle finger in his face:
"I can feel the friendship"

Head Programmer: "WHAT IS THAT?"
Me: "That's rain."
Head Programmer: "NO! THAT'S BS!"

Head of Manufacturing: "A mill is really just a vertical lathe."

Parent: "Your imagination is beyond boba."

Coach: "[Head Programmer Name]! You're a boy!"
Head Programmer:"What?"
Coach: "Oh sorry, I thought we were playing the obvious game."