[a2alexa]

While going through OSHA safety powerpoint at the beginning of the year:
Coach: What kind of injuries can result from improper use of tools?
*from around the room, various people say things such as "cuts," "burns," etc*
Some random new kid from the back: Decapitation.


At the beginning of the year, while the coach is asking people their names for the sake of all the new people...
Coach: *asks a guy his name*
Guy: *ponders for a moment* Batman.
Everyone laughs.
Coach: No, but seriously. What's your name?
Guy: *ponders again* Robin.
Coach then proceeds to frantically ask everyone what his name is as he keeps telling us it's Robin, but no one can remember. Turns out his name really is Robin. From then on, I called him Batman. I still do to this day.