Quote:
Originally Posted by Thayer McCollum
159 actually started writing a quote o' the day on a whiteboard this year. This meant that our captain was constantly being texted every hilarious thing anyone said all season.
Some of the best
"Hey Calvin? Is it hot?"
(He asked us every time he picked something up if it was hot, the one time he didn't ask... well...)
"My welds have CHARACTER!"
(Speaking of his very not pretty welds)
"It's an angle protractor"
(From myself)
"Oh by the way don't wear polyester"
(Said to girl whose soccer shorts were now full of holes [They were cutting bolts with an angle grinder])
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The whole list:
"I feel awkwardly clean"
"I can't hear you over the sound of my own mistakes"
"If I can do it with a sandwich in one hand you can do it too"
"Just mount the ball"
"We're going to kill him with his mistakes"
"I'm pretty relaxed about my drinking habits"
"That's it. I'm never taking my shirt of again"
"It's an engineering problem"
"That's not mine. Someone else will fix it"