Even the Gleason Research Handyboard is lightyears ahead of the Isaac32 and BASIC Stamp... They should use Interactive C (the handyboard language) on whatever controllers they use next year cause it's almost exactly like C and it's easy to learn.
and seriously... 32 bytes of ram is not anywhere near enough... and we thought 640 kB was small back in the DOS days...
Gleason Research HandyBoard
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