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hmmm
this is my friend away message
To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?
Next, you will Desecrate United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Finally, you will Unleash your Secret Death Ray, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
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MVRT PR
"When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like his passengers."
-unknown 
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