[Billfred]

Aaaaaaand finally!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

"OK, so if we aim the T-shirt cannon just right, and apply just the right amount of power, we should be able to dodge it into the press box, out the window, and onto the principal, during the halftime address."

"Uh, dude?"

"Quiet. We need to aim. Oh, and more power... more... more...right there!"

"Uh, dude?"

"Quiet, I said! Ready, aim... FIRE! Wait, what?"

"I've been trying to tell you, we couldn't afford the T-shirts because we spent all the money on the cannon!"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

Oh, that makes a lot more sense! I heard you were going to hang tubes with a red beam of light -- not a lightened red beam.

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by FiMFanatic

Your nose will be that long if you continue to claim you can perform every element of this year's game better than the rest of the world.

Which means the scores are:

GeeTwo	59
EricH	44
bdaroz	39
GaryVoshol	36
Wayne Doenges	33
cgmv123	33
frcguy	31
efoote868	27
dodar	24
DonRotolo	23
rsisk	18
Hitchhiker 42	16
Sperkowsky	15
Golfer4646	14
JustinCAD	13
JoshWilson	12
smitikshah	10
Bkeeneykid	10
FiMFanatic	9
Gravity	6
Karibou	6
thatprogrammer	6
EmileH	6
WinterPoet	5
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
ctt956	4
IndySam	2
euhlmann	2
Daniel Vijay	2
Poseidon5817	2
stannenbaum7	2
niklas674	2
edesirim	2
logank013	2
RyanN	2

Onward!