With my trusty 3D printer cut in half, I am unable to fabricate any new objects out of plastic.
Desperate, I resort to filling a jumbo squirt gun with industrial-strength degreaser!
I then use my squirt gun to completely douse
STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS with degreaser, even as he attempts to escape from the dreaded
WATER GAME.
This allows water to penetrate
STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS's various moving parts, leading to increased
FRICTION,
WEAR and
TEAR, and
CORROSION!