[martin417]

You guys are way over-complicating this. Just take the limit as FIRST approaches political correctness. Here is what you get:

Every team is a world champion (by default). They each get the same trophy. Awards are given for how many nice things a team said. There is no competition, each event is just a long field delay where refs and mascots dance to YMCA and the Cha Cha Slide. Everybody congratulates everybody on what a great job they did. Anybody that says a discouraging word or offends aybody else is banned for life.

Done.