[Taylor]

OP: Hey we want to do something nice for you guys!
CD: No, your assistance is not welcome here. In fact, we will go so far as to say your offered assistance is, and I quote, "junk."

I respectfully request that some authors think about what you're posting and what the repercussions may be. It doesn't hurt to be diplomatic, humble, perhaps even grateful, even if the offered help isn't for you.