[marshall]

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

Marshall, don't spit into the wind. Even I can cut and drill pieces off site for an outdoor workbench to be used from a boardwalk and have it come out level at the right altitude (and be more solid than the boardwalk). Baker's so got an indoor desk that it's not funny.

That desk has wheels and is clearly meant to be rolled outdoors into the rain. #WaterGameConfirmed

At this point I'm just trying to see how absurd I can make this thread prior to kickoff. I'm waiting on Nate to drop a memey gif in here next.