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Re: 2017 Game Speculation
Hello friends.
I return to you after many long months, on my epic quest to formulate the best prophecy about the 2017 FRC game.
During my long and arduous journey, I braved the seas. During the tumult of the waves, with the ocean almost claiming my ship, it came to me: the game will not be one of water.
I traversed the ancient highway of the silk road, and there I ran countless strands of fabric through my wrinkling hands. My weathered hands never touched a fabric as weathered as denim, yet even this was not enough to sway my prophecy from above: the wardrobe of Dean Kamen will not have a play in this game.
I journeyed to the museums of Italy, remarking on the works of renaissance masters. It struck me: masterpieces by Michelangelo are insignificant to this quest.
The last destination was the United States. I witnessed many sports in this athletic country. However, it was not the sport with impressive strength nor the one with a wooden floor that mesmerized me, for that was left to the a variation of the pastime of the old nation: the plastic ball with holes will have a key role in the 2017 game.
On the winding road home, I plunged into the heart of industrial America, with dusty factories, and the smell of coal wafting through the air. I saw towers of smoke and people who endured hardship throughout their lives. It was then that I realized that the ovens and smokestacks will be used for a way to score, while hardship will become known on the field in the form of obstacles.
Thus concludes my prophecy.
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