Hello faithful fans of the Bench Grinder trilogy,
We here at DeadMemes Studios feel that our wonderfully made Bench Grinder films are being confused with some of the movies that copy our aforementioned productions. Namely, Belt Sander, Rise of the Belt Sander, and Belt Sander: The Sandening (all by our rival,
Piztons Inc.*) appear to often be confused for our beloved Bench Grinder films. DeadMemes Studios would like to remind our audience that these movies are NOT Bench Grinder films. For reference:
This is a belt sander:
This is a bench grinder:
If you do not see the DeadMemes Studios Certified Grinder Sticker© in your film, it is not an authentic Bench Grinder movie! In order to support the continuing creation of Bench Grinder films, please take the non-authentic Bench Grinder disc out of your DVD/BluRay player, acquire the nearest Ultimate Ascent robot, and fire the disc off of the nearest skyscraper. DeadMemes Studios thanks you for your attention.
*Piztons Inc: Transparency is a sign of bad lard!