I heard something kind of funny today on the news. We were listening to it at six in the morning on the way to school. It said:
Some kids threw a water balloon out the window of a school bus. It hit the windshield of a car and exploded.

The owner of the car wants to sue the school board because it was dangerous. The bus driver reported who through it and police arrested two kids. They were charged with...wait! You won't believe what they were charged with...they were charged with "the launching of a deadly missile".