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In Arizona it is illegal for kids to go to school with wild oninons in in their breath.
In Massachusetts it is illegal to eat peanuts in church
in Lexington K.Y., it is illegal for a child to carry an ice-cream cone in his pocket
In Connecticut it is illegal for boys to cross the road while walking on their hands
In Georgia it is illegal to make faces at school boys studing in the class room
Fort Collins, C.O. it is illegal for a man to go fishing on his wedding day
Susanville Calif, it is illegal for citizens to slurp their soup
Miami: illegal to be seen in public with a strapless gown
Alaska: illegal to disturb a grizzly bear from it's sleep to take it's picture
Maine: illegal to set a mule on fire
Zion Il, illegal to give a lighted cigar to a dog or cat
Hawaii: illegal to put pennies in your ear
Anderson S.C. illegal to curl up and take a nap on the railroad tracks
that's all i got
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