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Bah! Come down to my stomping grounds if you want some real competition! I'll grind all three of them into dust!
To the Hawaiian Boy: You need to go "lei" in the shallow end while the grown-ups fight this out, brother!
To the Clarkson Coyote: They're gonna be calling you "Kelly Clarkson" when they hear you screaming like that girl from American Idol!!
And to the Kokomo Klown: I've tipped plenty of cows in my day, brother, and I'm sure you'll be another pushover!
So come down to Orlando, FL and we'll have a Royal Rumble water-style! Oh, and bring your floaties, ladies!!
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George
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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