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Originally posted by "Big Mike"
umm?? Rubber Suit?
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You should get a rubber suit that looks like a Mexican Professional Wrestlers outfit. You could write "Volcán Del Señor" (Mr Volcano) and "Grande Mike" (Big Mike) all over it. Then you could have a crazy yelling rant (like Chris Farley in the "El Niño" sketch) to scare Andy and Johnny (or make them laugh themselves to death ... either way you win).
Mike is an intimidating presence in the pool. I speak from experience since we were in the same pool at Annapolis (there was no water left. I never tried to dunk him but I figure I had a shot. I didn't try because I was too busy fighting off about half a dozen members of my team that were determined to dunk me. They finally succeeded but I dunked them like 30 times in the process.
