[SaxMan701]

Well, I didn't bother to read everything, but I am pretty sure no one has mentioned the Howard Johnson.
For one thing, there were no halls (all the rooms lead outside). And of course, no elevator. But then again, it was only 2 stories.
Yes, there was a pool. It was an okay pool, despite the fact that it was COLD. Hehe, on day 2 a bunch of people jumped in fully clothed (Chucks aren't good swimming shoes, Sean and Grant!).
The water pressure...hmm...really no way to describe that...it sucked! A shower took like 15 minutes!
Breakfast was your normal continental breakfast...which means NOTHING (practically).
Grant's (evulish's) toilet broke, too. To make it look less obvious, he filled the trash bin with water, but that wouldn't fit in the sink. So, coffee pot to trash bin to toilet was the solution.
The beds also were really bad.
And lastly, the neighborhood. I'd imagine everyone on our team encountered at least one homeless person. The CVS/pharmac and CVS/ harmacy (one on one side, one on the other) was across the 8-lane highway which most people just j-walked across. And we mustn' forget Satan's barn...