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those are cute matt, i've never seen them before, but i have tons. i got three from my psychology book, but i'm not gonna put them up cuz they prolly aren't appropriate. but i have a bunch that i make up or find on joke sites, such as:

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100
people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would
look something like the following:
57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south
8 Africans;
52 would be female
48 would be male;
70 would be non-white
30 would be white;
70 would be non-Christian
30 would be Christian;
89 would be heterosexual
11 would be homosexual;
6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth and all
6 would be from the United States;
80 would live in substandard housing;
70 would be unable to read;
50 would suffer from malnutrition;
1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth;
1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education;
1 would own a computer


and when i'm feeling informing or just plain annoying (which is actually very often!):

Today's useless fact - Why do the hands on wristwatches in
advertisements usually show the time as about 10:10?

This particular arrangement of the hands is used because it nicely frames the name of the watch, which is usually in the upper half of the face, because it doesn't cover any writing in the lower half of the face, and because it is pleasingly symmetrical.


basically all my messages are really long, but i also have boring ones when i just don't feel like talking:

to be totally honest with all of you... i just don't really feel like talking. i'm too lazy and band camp just ended. i got very little sleep last night, and i'm just kinda really really bored, so unless you have a really good topic to discuss (i'm open for suggestion) then i prolly won't talk to you...