[Noah]

Well, my school has recently begun a major nutritional campaign aimed at getting all students to eat and drink healthier. I believe there was a nearly $500,000 grant for this purpose. One of the stated goals of the project was to remove Coca-Cola from the school entirely, because they were "Ripping us off big-time", to quote a student representative of the project. Much to my dismay, I find our familiar Coca-cola machines now replaced with "Dasani" bottled water machines, operated by ::gasp!:: coca-cola! I suspect that these machines would be a welcome alternative at my school, so if anyone finds out how to get them, please tell!