Gah!!!
Why do people hate the communist penguin! (Well, Tux isn't really a commie, but I've seen so many pictures like that
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Linux isn't evil, it's just not for the computer illiterate. Windows, now that's some evil software for you. Believe me, at least with Linux you can control what your computer does, with Windows, ha, good luck with that one.
Finally, you all gotta love the CLI, it's so nice and clean and happy and easy to use. CLI, it's so much fun!