[TomWx]

"Inch by Inch, we're going metric." -Dean Kamens

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE DUCT TAPE?!?!?" -me

"We really need a food sponsor..." -me

"Oops." -any rookie

but of course, top 10 FIRST lies:

"Yeah, we'll be ready for inspection."
"Our robot works fine!"
"Yes, that was an accident on the field."
"We'd never ram MOE."
"It's not my fault, I did it the right way!"
"Yes I'm a freshman. No I didn't get metal shavings in the electronics."
"I meant to do that."
"Our robot is ready!"
"We only need a minute to fix it."
"No, I don't know the prancing mascot."