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... I take one of those long steel blades with the serration on one side (a hacksaw blade) - yeah, a hacksaw blade! ... and I stick it in in my shoe becuase I have that itchy, irritating, puss-emitting, rashy stuff (athlete's foot) - yeah, athlete's foot! ... and the hacksaw blade starts to tear into my foot and accidentally cuts one of those things that carries blood (a vein) - yeah, a vein! ... and blood starts gushing out of my shoe and causes me to slip while standing on one of those moving staircase things they have at malls (an escalator) - yeah, an escalator! - so that I fall down and get my shirt caught in the part of the escalator when the stairs end and you gotta step off... but I can't because my shirt is stuck and I have this hacksaw blade in my foot... and people are walking over me, 'cause there is a sale at the Gap.
I just hate it when that happens (me too!).
For you younger folk... this was an ongoing skit that was on Saturday Night Live. The two guys in the skit were Billy Crystal and Joe Piscipo... it was fairly funny stuff.
OK... back to my lunch break.
Andy B.
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