[Pat Fairbank]

I have this great math and physics teacher, Mr. Sanders. He is an engineer but has never done anything except teach. He also has a great sense of humor. Here are some quotes:

"Oh no, don't look!" (He covers what he just wrote on the board with his hand) "It's a radical in the denominator!"

"If you forget your textbooks, you have to donate one dollar to the poor drive. I'm poor, and I drive."

"...and that's the formula for the force of friction. I'm surprised none of you asked about the asterisk!" (He then draws an asterisk next to the formula) "This formula only works when..."

"...and then we bring this to the other side of the equals si-Heeeyyyyy!!! A quadratic!!"