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One I remember was from my 11th grade science teacher (can't remember what class it was because is was a made up class to give those of us in the honors business course the extra science credit the state has decided to require for graduation). We had just had a lesson about waste and bacteria and our teacher said "So the next time you fart, don't say pardon me, say pardon my bacteria!"

And I had a chemistry teacher who used to always say "If you keep saying you're sorry one day someone will agree with you."

Heidi

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worst quote: "Don't waste yourself being a teacher."