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Okay, i've had several funny teachers, one of them is my world history teacher. We all swear she is bi-polar. anyway, here are a few of Mrs. Wetzl's quotes:

"This is the world from inside out" (she put the map upside down on the overhead)

okay, to understand this one you have to know that she has a giant map on the wall of her class room, " don't you ever wonder what it would be like to view the world from the north pole? well, if you stand on your head you can" then she put another map up and said "and this is the world from the south pole"

"We have 68% of our DNA from cows"

"These guys were either brave or stupid"

"I don't think it looks like a crescent, I think it looks like a squid. So I'm gonna call it the Fertile Squid."

"These guys has sand in their underwear and more in thier contact lenses"

"And these guys were busy over here talking to thier goats....."

My 8th grade science teacher said this one just about every day (it's kinda similar to George's):
"I don't teach in your bathroom, you don't put makeup on in my classroom"

and then last year i had this perverted old history teacher who spent 2 entire days talking about Jon Crapper and the history of the toilet, and then the history of a bra.