Actually, I like the idea of Dean buying another country. I mean island. Island.
In all seriousness, buying another island probably would eliminate the size matter, but we'd have to figure out a way to get there. If it is close to the mainland, there could be ferries going back & forth, or even a bridge. But it can't be in the middle of nowhere unless the island is big enough for hotels to fit all the teams (and a large swimming pool, of course
), and an airport. It is a good idea though, and it would put another island in the fledgling Kamen Empire (inside joke).