[Ryan Foley]

non-robotics person: "What's your robot do?"
us: "sucks balls" (just had to say it)

"hm, doesnt feel like 50lbs"

"we need another parts run"

"i'll just grind this down a little"

student: "this bolt wont go in"
physics teacher (also an engineer): get me the happy persuader (rubber mallet). Hm, try the angry persuader (hammer).

"the hole is only 1/2in off"

famous last words: "looks straight to me (referring to an axle)

"those holes are there to make it aerodynamic"

non robotics person: "so when did you start building this?"
me: "last wednesday"
them: "and when does it have to be done?"
me: "next thursday.

person from other team: "don't you love engineers?"
me: "what engineers?"