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Re: pic: 294: Chairman's Award Teaser
It's proof. Aliens are real and they have invaded 294. After winning Chairman's Award by controlling the judges with their mind control goo, they will come for me and the secret plans they have marked in my hair.
By the way, my shrink keeps using the word "paranoid" but I haven't the slightest idea what it means. Can someone help me out?
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Rule #1: Fix any and all problems with duct tape and/or zip-ties.
Rule #2: Always respect the authority of the conch.
Rule #3: Goto 20
Rule #4: Don't touch the hair.
Rule #5: (see rule #4)
Rule #6: Never call us the robotics club. We are a team, NOT a club.
Rule #7: The power of the fuzzy compels you.
Rule #8: Show EARL and CHARLIE the respect they deserve.
Rule #9: If it starts glowing, don't touch it.
Rule #10: Gracious Professionalism is a balance. Never leave home without it.
Break any of the above rules and you will be FIRED!
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