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Originally Posted by velocipenguin
-Snickers + Mountain Dew = the true breakfast of champions
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I've taught you well my son.
This year I learnt the joys of officially mentoring. Not only do you get to exercise the iron fist of power, but you get to influence the little things in their lives sometimes too. I'm proud to know that he'll never fall asleep in class again as long as he eats his balanced breakfast of dew and snickers.
Hmmmm....I wonder if you could make that into a smoothie?
Oh yeah! I also learnt that if you absolutely need it here tomorrow and you pay extra double super expensive shipping and pray to the UPS gods - you will not get your order until a week later! And if you do get it on time, it's going to be steel instead of aluminum.