Dave,
If Humphrey agrees to go to Florida (and LA) with you, aren't you going to be worried something may happen to him? I mean, you've set yourself up as a prime target for any prankster wanting to test his or her mettle. And pranksters always want to test their mettle.
I'll admit, I want to see a prank played on you, you're arrogant
But not at the expense of Humphrey, poor flamingo.
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