[Lindsey]

I had this problem last year (I can't write code either)
I ended up figuring out how to put pictures in after the season was over.

1. Create a field in your table to hold the pictures (Design View)
2. Set the Data Type to OLE Object
3. Switch to Data Sheet view and right click in the cell instead typing in data
4. Select Insert Object
5. Select Create From File
6. Chose Browse and select the file or type in the location

The picture won't show up in Data Sheet view, you can only view the pictures through a form or a report

Hope this helps
Lindsey