[KenWittlief]

ok, heres a better one, from 2 years ago: (took me a while to find it)

I am D Kamen (to the tune of I am the Walrus)

I am Dean as you are Dean as you are me
And we are FIRST together
See how we run like wheels made of gum
See how we fly
Im trying!

Sitting on a torn brake
Waiting for FedEx to come
Corporation sponsor
Says we ship on thursday
Man you should of seen em
sticking all the tiewraps on!

I am D Kamen
I am D Kamen
Im Woody Flowers
Choo choo coo chew

Expert Dilbert - motor smokers
Don't you think the 12 volt bats are huge? (ho ho ho! He he he! ha ha ha!)
See how we fly like Lucy in the Sky
See how we sigh
Im trying.

Im TRY……..ing Im trying Im try_______ING!

Autonmus nightmares
Climbing up beyond full power
Elementry teacher
Supervising Legos
Man you been a naughty boy
You wrote your code too long

I am D Kamen
I am D Kamen
Im Woody Flowers
Choo choo coo chew!

Sitting in an english classroom, waiting for the fun
If the bot don't run you got a plan for programming: sequential pain!

I am D Kamen
I am D Kamen
Im Woody Flowers
Choo choo coo chew!

Whats-a-matter? just heard
ripping out a dead gears side
Grabasocket wrenchboy
Telegraphic resets
Man you been a naughty boy
You glued your Victors down.

I am D Kamen
I am D Kamen
Im Woody Flowers
Choo choo coo chew!

[It's a servicable villian - image - your grandmother saw you.]