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Dave wrote
Are the Krispy Kreme Donuts still considered "Trophies" under Section 27.5 while they reside inside of the Georgia Dome, while they reside inside of ME? If so, watch out for your trophies!!!
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Ruling by the lawyers: $8,432 (they charged double-time)
Price of a dozen KK donuts in Georgia: $3.12
Cost of a Coca-Cola at the Georgia Dome: $2.50
The question from Dave: PRICELESS
The FIRST and Georgia Dome lawyers thought that this was such an important question that they worked all weekend long to answer it. Here is the official ruling.
If a Krispy Kreme "Trophy" resides in the stomach of an individual, it shall be considered in violation of 27.5 UNLESS the individual has shown a propensity to consume other trophies at the Georgia Dome. One of the following trophies MUST be found in the subject's stomach in order for the KK donut to be considered a trophy.
FIRST medallion
Sportsmanship-size trophy
Chairman's trophy
Championship trophy
Herschell Walker's Heisman Trophy
The Clock (OUCH!!!!)
Other trophies will be considered if a request-for-trophy-approval is submitted in writing to the overpriced lawyers for their slow and deliberate review.
If anyone is seen by a Georgia Dome "official" consuming a KK Trophy, it will be at the discretion of the Georgia Dome to determine if an approved trophy is also in the subject's stomach by one of the following methods.
X-Ray
Metal Detector
Endoscope
Scalpel using a horizontal incision
Dave, go ahead, make the lawyers day,
Lucien