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Re: Best joke you've heard
A Frenchman, an Englishman and an New Yorker were on a plane. The plane crashes in the jungle, and they all get captured by canibals. The canibals say 'Well we've got good news and we've got bad news. The bad news is we're going to kill you, eat you and use your skins for canoes. The good news is you get to choose the way you die.'
The Frenchman says 'Give me a sword.' He says 'Vive le France', slits his throat, and he dies.
The Englishman says 'Give me a pistol.' He says 'God save the Queen,' shoots himself in the head and he dies.
The New Yorker says 'Give me a fork.' He takes the fork and stabs himself all over his body.
The canibals look at him and say, 'What the heck are you doing?' and the New Yorker says 'There goes your freaking canoe.'
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